Simon: Deary me old bean. Empty shelves again in Tesco. I loathe this UK supply chain crisis. How could it happen when we took the power back keeping all the foreigners and immigrants out.
Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
by dirtdawg August 26, 2021
Get the UK supply chain crisismug. by dirtdawg August 27, 2020
Get the tiklogmug. A #fakelunencer is a social media #influencer that looks amazing until you do the digging. Fake (bought) followers, (zero) engagement and they constantly change niche for cash of results in zero ROI.
Payout is usually a hard 💯% narcissistic one for the full witted brand narcissists
Payout is usually a hard 💯% narcissistic one for the full witted brand narcissists
John: You catch that douche company paying a 3m follower Instagram #fakeluencer to sell 31 brand t-shirts. They'd have more luck selling it in Primark for a joke.
by dirtdawg August 10, 2019
Get the fakeluencermug. Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.
Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
by dirtdawg November 14, 2009
Get the Arse burglarymug. Conjugation of COVID19 and a retard. While a COVidiot is someone who knowingly spreads a fatal virus, a COVtard is reckless and likely psychopathic that they are right doing a life endangering action. Examples include brushing and bumping into people with sweaty skin in the street, wearing headphones and doing a video call while walking around a country in lockdown near missing and bumping into people, to wiping sweat off after exercise and throwing it on a path where children are walking.
Tony: Look that sweaty cyclist just nudged and bumped a mom with her kid with his sweat.... gross.
Abi: Total COVtard.
Abi: Total COVtard.
by dirtdawg May 03, 2020
Get the COVtardmug. A Gorillaz song of the same name referring to the UK and the influence of Brexit, political promises and hard-line 'breakers' forming the cult of the said island.
by dirtdawg February 24, 2023
Get the Cracker Islandmug. "Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 05, 2009
Get the Dirt Pastymug.