fakeluencer

A #fakelunencer is a social media #influencer that looks amazing until you do the digging. Fake (bought) followers, (zero) engagement and they constantly change niche for cash of results in zero ROI.

Payout is usually a hard 💯% narcissistic one for the full witted brand narcissists

John: You catch that douche company paying a 3m follower Instagram #fakeluencer to sell 31 brand t-shirts. They'd have more luck selling it in Primark for a joke.

by dirtdawg August 10, 2019

fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.

This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.

by whattingh November 27, 2019

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

Fatfluencer

Fatfluencer: A social media personality who proudly promotes body positivity acceptance, often embracing their own plus-size identity. Fatfluencers can have millions of followers, often securing brand deals, appearances in music videos, and modeling opportunities. They also get invited on TV shows and radio programs for interviews, becoming online celebrities. While they can inspire confidence and challenge societal norms, there are significant health risks associated with extreme obesity, including diabetes, severe mobility issues, and depression, which can lead to an early grave.They also have online beef with other social media personalities, but mainly with fitness influencers.

Frank: “Hey Lee, did you see that viral Blair White video? The one about those body-positive fatfluencers — you know, the ‘he died, she died, they died’ bit?”
Lee: “Yeah, I saw it, Frank. They took their own advice and paid the price.”

by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025