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A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.
In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.
Fairlane by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012

Fairlady Z 

Any models of the Nissan Z car. They include the 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, 300ZX, and 350Z.
The Fairlady Z is arguably the best japanese sports car ever produced.
Fairlady Z by Jaanisar K April 24, 2006

Failasaurus Rex 

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.
Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.
Failasaurus Rex by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

failasian 

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.
White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
failasian by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010

Failasturbate 

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.
I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

fairlawn 

like, its so narrow here i cant even fit
fairlawn by debba January 27, 2005