fairlas

The name giving to the city of Fairfield, CA due to all the Nortenos living in the city. it is located in the 707 North Bay of Northern California.

where you from homie?" "I'm from that 707 fairlas eNe!

by damex1c4n June 23, 2011

Fairlane

A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.

In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.

by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012

Fairlady Z

Any models of the Nissan Z car. They include the 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, 300ZX, and 350Z.

The Fairlady Z is arguably the best japanese sports car ever produced.

by Jaanisar K April 24, 2006

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

fairlawn

mostly jewish n narrow

like, its so narrow here i cant even fit

by debba January 27, 2005