fairlas
The name giving to the city of Fairfield, CA due to all the Nortenos living in the city. it is located in the 707 North Bay of Northern California.
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Fairlane
A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.
Fairlane by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012
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Fairla • fairlawn • fairlane • Fairlawns Hair • Failasaurus Rex • failassay • Failasturbate • fairlady • Fairlady Z • fairlatively
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Failasaurus Rex
A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.
Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.
Failasaurus Rex by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009
failasian
Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.
White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
failasian by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010
Failasturbate
The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.
I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.
Failasturbate by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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