failassay

A failassay is an assay that ALWAYS fails.

"so did your assay fail?"
"Yup... I always does!"
"good ol' failassay... it's always there for you"

by Advantagium December 17, 2009

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010

falssay

The opposite of trusay. A statement that is false.

Person 1: "We should let Hanad get fed and carry the game."
Person 2: "Falssay, he cant carry the game, he's only level 15."

by Elipis May 7, 2013