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fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.
Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.
by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018
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Fair Haven

A rather rich, suburb, near the Jersey Shore, consists of many surfer brahs, skaters, assholes, parents who want there kids to have a "good education" and cool dudes. Fair Haven is a small town with a lot of chill people. There is a minor goth crowd that can cover up the warm atmosphere, but they are rarely acknowledged and don't contribute to the town in any way shape or form. In Fair Haven you may often find a group of kids walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka, looking for a place to chill. You will often find a rather large group crowded around the Krauwsers parking lot on any given weekend night. You will realize your in Fair Haven when you meet the cops there, who dont let you go 5 mph above the speed limit and who often take young kids bikes away for not wearing a helmet, simply because they have nothing better to do. in Fair Haven you will rarely come across a mexican unless they are hired to clean someone's house. On the other hand there is a rather small black population, who brings a little "ghettoness" to the small town. Another popular place in Fair Haven is Umbertos aka "scum" due to its dirty atmosphere, where you will be sure to meet Silvio, he's pretty chill. But the real heart of Fair Haven is brought out by the people who live there. They love to party and have a good time.
On your way down to Florida for spring break stop by Fair Haven where the livins easy.
by FHNJ December 21, 2006
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fair haven (vermont)

probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks
fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"
by vermontsucksass January 23, 2009
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rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!
Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol
by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010
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Fairhaven High School

Fairhaven High School is full of a bunch of kids who’s parents and grandparents ALSO went to Fairhaven High School. Most people who are “popular” end up staying local, smoking with freshmen until they are 26, and having kids who attend their Alma mayer. The jocks bully autistic kids often, especially in gym class, and the girls fight over said boys who bully autistic kids. What a catch they are, am I right ladies?? Our sports teams are ass except for the cheerleading team???? Random. The cheerleaders think they shit glitter and take the sport way too seriously. About 94% of the school’s population is white. The white boys try to act black by saying the n word regularly. Smoking is their only pastime at locations such as Edgewater or Little Bay. They also like to rip their juuls in the bathroom during class. They are so cool!!! This is ironic considering most of them live in upper middle class houses, where their mommy and daddy buy them a car and fill their tank every week.
by anonymous237654 November 27, 2019
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fairhaven

the neck, west island, the center, the docks, bridge street, fhs (castle), the skate park near the bijou, skip and mels, 7-11, the middle school at the dump, FUN TOWN
i live in faia-HAVen
by jim May 9, 2005
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Fairhaven

a small town where everyone knows everyone else and their business. there are 3 elemntry schools and one middle school. no girls like each other and if they do, their probally faking it. its like a town of telephone and the by the time the last person hears it, its not what you said at all. everyone's rich and stuckup and worried about everyoen else. west island is where its at in the summer. the cheerleaders think theyre all that and a bag of chips but voc. is better. the boys think theyre mad tough and such gangsters but as soon as the cross the bridge the suddenly forget what that is. its a twon of a bucnh of fake people. the population of fairhaven is 7 and you probally have had the same kids in your class since you were in pre-k. kids that go to voc. are smart to get away. trust me, youd want to get away. but honestlyy it's not half bad and people know how to have a good time.
I think i'm better than you because im from Fairhaven
by fhs November 16, 2006
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