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Supposedly a state in the United States. In reality, wyoming does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from wyoming. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.
Blond chick: Hey, I'm going to wyoming for vacation!
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
by amckenzie April 09, 2008
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Wyoming is supposedly a state. Wyoming does not in fact exist, it is a distortion of space-time that only appears to exist. Anyone you've met who thinks they have been to Wyoming, or believes they have lived in Wyoming have had fake memories implanted by the U.S. government. This is because they cannot explain it, and it would cause a mass panic if the public knew the truth. If you attempt to drive into Wyoming you will wake up in Canada, naked, and with no memories. (This is how Canada gets new citizens).
"Oh so you say you've come from Wyoming the state huh?"
by Hank_you_very_much May 16, 2018
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A cult. This is evident whenever you go into the post office, Safeway, etc. and 90% of people are wearing shirts, hats and jackets saying "Wyoming." Everyone in Wyoming wears only Wyoming clothing and no one in any other state ever wears a "Wyoming" anything.
I went into the grocery store in Cheyenne, and I was the only one there who wasn't wearing something that said "Wyoming."
by uytur September 01, 2010
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Possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in America.
Wyoming? Where the fuck is Wyoming?
by Alicia July 01, 2003
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A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."
Wyoming is a state in the US.
by IwonderwhatIputhere February 03, 2007
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The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
by GetoutofLaramie April 12, 2007
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The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when Yellowstone erupts.
Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
by Tegabater September 20, 2007
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