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failurrific 

describing or characterized by an impressive failure
Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.
failurrific by atemperman April 20, 2003

failfiction 

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Faperific 

That woman in the tight red dress is faperific!
Faperific by ViciousMrT October 22, 2007

familificating 

Albert was familificating last night with his bro.

failurific

(adj) 1: the quality of being extremely FAIL
2: the quality of being generally bad, an antonym of terrific
1: *juggler unsuccessfully attempts to juggle three balls*
Guy: that was failurific.
2: *tree falls on guy's house*
Guy: failurific.

Mutual Faultification 

When two people are the cause of an incident, making the fault mutual. Usually with one person causing another person to do something.
It's your fault, you totally hit the drinks over.""Yeah but without you pushing me it wouldn't have happened""True... I guess we'll settle on a mutual faultification