failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.

John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.

failprint by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011

carbon fartprint 

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

carbon fartprint by jamspoon September 18, 2007

failpants 

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

failpants by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

Failgrinding

Being dogshit in a video game because you're desperate to unlock something and don't care about playing well.

Person 1: Dude I'm so close to getting prime status in CSGO!

Person 2: Bro your k/d ratio is 1:5...maybe stop failgrinding and you'll get it faster lol

Failgrinding by 22fhsn November 22, 2020

fatprint 

The indentation left on a surface or object from the weight of an obese person.

"After Jessica arose from the couch, the fatprint left by her enormous behind stretched nearly one half of the couch's width"
"After Jessica arose from the passenger seat of my car, the seat cushion remained indented for over an hour"

fatprint by emayemay April 19, 2019

failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.

Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.

failuring by akioweh May 21, 2022