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failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.
John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.
by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011
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carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.
1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.
by jamspoon September 18, 2007
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failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.
I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!
by whatthehayls December 27, 2009
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Failgrinding

Being dogshit in a video game because you're desperate to unlock something and don't care about playing well.
Person 1: Dude I'm so close to getting prime status in CSGO!

Person 2: Bro your k/d ratio is 1:5...maybe stop failgrinding and you'll get it faster lol
by 22fhsn November 22, 2020
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fatprint

The indentation left on a surface or object from the weight of an obese person.
"After Jessica arose from the couch, the fatprint left by her enormous behind stretched nearly one half of the couch's width"
"After Jessica arose from the passenger seat of my car, the seat cushion remained indented for over an hour"
by emayemay April 19, 2019
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failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
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