jamspoon's definitions

RTFI

Read the fucking instructions.

Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI

by jamspoon January 6, 2009

AIG

Derogatory name for an Manchester United fan. The word is usually capitalised.

eg "Look at that AIG in his new home shirt."

by jamspoon April 24, 2006

holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance

I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway

by jamspoon December 18, 2015

carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007