footprint 

The most random word that no one would ever look up on Urban Dictionary. It took me forever to find a word so random that only I would look it up.
However, if you must know, a footstep is:

1. The impression left in material steeped on by a foot or shoe.
2. An impact on something.

1.
Man 1: "Dude, I can't believe I didn't get caught last night."

Man 2: "Did you cover your footprints? The cops can trace you by that now."

Man 3: "Oh shit."

2.
Man 1: "I've been thinking, and I'm gonna try and reduce my carbon footprint from now on."

Man 2: "Fag."

footprint by your mom. jk, its eric. March 22, 2010

Footprint 

When you're making out with a woman and you get an erection and your pre-cum leaves wet spots on your pants.

Bro I was making out with Shirly last night and I was mad footprintin

Footprint by the_real_brian_c April 14, 2020

Footprint 

About 3 foot 2 inches lower than a Cunt.

Your a fucking footprint

Footprint by Mr. Wick 2.0 October 13, 2021

Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018

Time Footprint 

The total amount of other people's time wasted as a result of the actions (or inactions) of a person, organization, event or product. A person's Time Footprint is the sum total of all the time other people have lost because of their actions (or inactions).

The goal is to minimize your Time Footprint so that you do not have a Time Footprint that exceed a man-life.
If you save other people from wasting their time, you receive negative time footprint hours.

The unit of measure are in increments of lives, years, months, or minutes.

Snow boarders add to their time footprint every time they make their skier friends wait 2-3 minutes while they strap into their bindings.

Your girl friend’s time footprint is generally much higher than yours.

DMV clerks generally have a very high time footprint as they watch the line grow while they go on break. 20 people x 15 min = 5 man-hours added to their time footprint account.

Time Footprint by reddlynx99 December 31, 2010

biological footprint 

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

biological footprint by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

Carbon footprint 

The black soot left on ones crack pipe which seems to be with only the most annoying of pipe smokers. It never seems to disappear thus becoming one's carbon footprint

Geez have you seen lornes carbon footprint on his pipe it must go back ages!!!

Carbon footprint by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019