fatprint

The indentation left on a surface or object from the weight of an obese person.

"After Jessica arose from the couch, the fatprint left by her enormous behind stretched nearly one half of the couch's width"
"After Jessica arose from the passenger seat of my car, the seat cushion remained indented for over an hour"

by emayemay April 19, 2019

carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007