faikth 

Falsifying one's religious beliefs in order to impress or relate to a member of the opposite sex with the hope of a sexual encounter being the end state.

"Aw man, I'm running late for church." - Dan
"You don't even go to church." - Dave
"Yeah, but there's this hot chick that I know will be there."- Dan
"Oh, I see, you're just keeping the faikth!" - Dave

faikth by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

Reunited By Faith 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Reunited by Faith helps families that have been split up by child protective services restore their relationships.

Reunited By Faith by Tvgee April 2, 2019

have some goddamn faith 

something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti

Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

have some goddamn faith by im so braindead January 26, 2021

faith in humanity 

What is lost whenever you watch the news.

I lost my faith in humanity

faith in humanity by Dubiks November 10, 2018

wiki-faith 

the belief that every entry at Wikipedia is irrefutably true

You’ll never meet more misinformed know-it-alls than they of devout wiki-faith.

wiki-faith by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 12, 2013

faith-derangement syndrome 

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.

"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."

faith-derangement syndrome by Lomits October 14, 2018