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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
Related Words

Faggatly 

given to those whom have acted like a retard or a faggat.
Andrew was jaywalking on the street like a retard and funnily enough was hit by a car and died faggatly from his fatal wounds.
Faggatly by chunk derty August 31, 2019

faggateer 

when a faggot pioneer's a fashion trend that only faggots would do.

Ellen DeGeneres is a fashion pioneer for faggots
Adam Lambert is a faggateer in fashion.
faggateer by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013
"That goat must be a faggoat because he keeps doing that other male goat in the butt."
faggoat by Teatz January 13, 2009
The G.O.A.T, Greatest of All Time. This is a person who's the undisputed King of Fags. The Michael Jordan of Faggotry. Someone who wakes up and 1st thing on their mind is "what should I do today to be a massive faggot?"
"Did you hear that Toby ratted out the kid who was sleeping with the hot teacher? What a faggoat."
Faggoat by Gabe Asher September 7, 2020

Faginator 

Someone who acts like a complete fag, or just an idiot in general.
Meghan: Oh my gosh, did you see that girl throw those goggles at that boy's face, which broke his braces and a tooth?
Stefani: Yeah. What a faginator!
Faginator by jsafwt August 16, 2009