Skip to main content

faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008

fagatore 

One who is flaming gay. (atore) refers to skeletore from 80's cartton He-Man
That dude is a fagatore.
fagatore by JJC923 April 23, 2007

faggotory rape 

A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.

Faminator 

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.
Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.
Faminator by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Faggotorial 

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot
Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.
Faggotorial by selfimportantsht April 26, 2016

Faginator 

Someone who acts like a complete fag, or just an idiot in general.
Meghan: Oh my gosh, did you see that girl throw those goggles at that boy's face, which broke his braces and a tooth?
Stefani: Yeah. What a faginator!
Faginator by jsafwt August 16, 2009