facuum

A combination of the words fag and vacuum. Defined as a person who sucks and/or is gay.

Person A: Facuum.
Person B: What the fuck?
Person A: You suck and/or are gay.

by Shookit November 15, 2009

FACUU

FACUU Far Away Cute, Up-close UGLY - Pronounced Fa-Koo

Driving down the street (highway) and you see a chick from afar. You say to your friend, "Look at that man... She is HOT!". As you get closer or to a point where you can actually tell if she is hot or not... you blurt out. FACUU!

by TechStud October 21, 2008

non est factum

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.

your mum is non est factum cunt.

by sean & aaron 2 June 26, 2006

Factuum

|fakt-yoo(-u)m|
1. Absence of correct information or data.
2. State of mind of someone without any clue or idea.

I asked around for information at my new job and no-one could give an answer or tell me where to look or who to ask. Nobody knew, it was like working in a factuum.

My boss is without any idea of how to do his job or anything for that matter. The inside of his head is a factuum.

= clueless, uninformed, naïve, newsless, unenlightened, unwitting

by Dadministrator360 July 2, 2020

Faclumpt

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.

The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!

by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010

facum

the act of farting while busting a huge nut on a girls face.

Dude I facummed on Jenny's face last night....the look on her cum covered face was priceless.

by Marc and Jeffro March 31, 2008

Fatuum Sonat Lorem

From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.

Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.

a few days later

Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem

by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018