Factuum

|fakt-yoo(-u)m|
1. Absence of correct information or data.
2. State of mind of someone without any clue or idea.

I asked around for information at my new job and no-one could give an answer or tell me where to look or who to ask. Nobody knew, it was like working in a factuum.

My boss is without any idea of how to do his job or anything for that matter. The inside of his head is a factuum.

= clueless, uninformed, naïve, newsless, unenlightened, unwitting

by Dadministrator360 July 2, 2020

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non est factum

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.

your mum is non est factum cunt.

by sean & aaron 2 June 26, 2006

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facuum

A combination of the words fag and vacuum. Defined as a person who sucks and/or is gay.

Person A: Facuum.
Person B: What the fuck?
Person A: You suck and/or are gay.

by Shookit November 15, 2009

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Fatuum Sonat Lorem

From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.

Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.

a few days later

Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem

by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018

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