Factuum

|fakt-yoo(-u)m|
1. Absence of correct information or data.
2. State of mind of someone without any clue or idea.

I asked around for information at my new job and no-one could give an answer or tell me where to look or who to ask. Nobody knew, it was like working in a factuum.

My boss is without any idea of how to do his job or anything for that matter. The inside of his head is a factuum.

= clueless, uninformed, naïve, newsless, unenlightened, unwitting

Factuum by Dadministrator360 July 2, 2020

non est factum 

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.

your mum is non est factum cunt.

non est factum by sean & aaron 2 June 26, 2006

facuum 

A combination of the words fag and vacuum. Defined as a person who sucks and/or is gay.

Person A: Facuum.
Person B: What the fuck?
Person A: You suck and/or are gay.

facuum by Shookit November 15, 2009

Fatuum Sonat Lorem 

From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.

Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.

a few days later

Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem

Fatuum Sonat Lorem by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018

fatuum 

a monkey or "Ape" who cums in a gay person's mouth.

this monkey is a "Fatuum", every night she keeps cumming in me

fatuum by sabirionaalpaca1 February 10, 2021

Factum 

Greatness, community of people who want to be better

Factum world

Factum by okokyes July 26, 2022

post factum

after the fact; ex post facto

She will announce her decision and then give us a post factum statement of the reasons for it

post factum by pkuczynski March 9, 2021