fatuum
fatuum by sabirionaalpaca1 February 10, 2021
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Fatuum Sonat Lorem
From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.
Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.
a few days later
Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.
a few days later
Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem
Fatuum Sonat Lorem by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018
Related Words
fatuum • Fatuum Sonat Lorem • fatoumata • fatlum • Fatoumatta • Fatuma • Fatumatad • Factuum • facuum • fatdum
fatumata
An amazing girl that isnt afraid to concur her life goals and she Never lets anyone else get in her way.She is just a fair less girl that is also beautiful.
Candy:Fatumata wasn't afraid to tell the bully to leave Jack alone
Berry:I know she is so brave I wish i was Fatumata
Berry:I know she is so brave I wish i was Fatumata
fatumata by Cool Kid245 March 14, 2017
Fatoumata
Fatoumata is a girl you want to meet. She is an amazing, cool, lit and romantic person. She always stands up for her self, her friends and her siblings. she's pretty smart and she'll never let you down. she loves to cuddle and she's pretty and at times you do not want to be her enemy. Fatoumata is good with kids. Her life is tough at times, but she never gives up. She's a positive person and she always smiles and she likes to chill with her BFF's.
Fatoumata by chilly-chill June 2, 2018
fatumois
Fatumois: Members of a little known underground movement based out of the semi-autonomous "People's Independent Republic of Fatumastan," a quasi-anarchist movement based in one of Africa's largest cities. Known for street meat, copious amounts of unheard of beers, and raiding urban establishments in numbers they have a challenge to handle, Fatumois often roll so deep they can take over businesses for brief periods in a flash mob of sheer numbers.
Fatoumata
Fatoumata typically has Brown hair, Brown eyes and dark skin.She is also tall and is neither fat nor skinny. Fatoumata has good grades and always strives to the top. Fatoumata is good natured and down to earth. She is not a fake person and will tell you things how it is and won't try to sugar coat it. Fatoumata does not just have good looks but also has a great personality. She is normally always smiling and has a great one as will. She might be rude or quite at first but once you get to know her she is a great person to be around. Even though she is mischievous she does the things she does for fun because she loves to live life to the fullest. If you have a Fatoumata in your life you are one lucky bean.
Person one: I meet a really cool girl today
Person two: was she a Fatoumata ?
Person one: Yeah!
Person two: makes sense
Pretty cool smile downtoearth happy
Person two: was she a Fatoumata ?
Person one: Yeah!
Person two: makes sense
Pretty cool smile downtoearth happy
Fatoumata by Incognitomode May 16, 2018
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