Faclumpt

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.

The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!

by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010

falumptious

Someone who you love greatly but is not your boyfriend and you love eachother to much to just be Friends With Benifits.

1. Did you see Shelby and Ryan? They are deffinatly falumptious.

by RawwrRyry August 24, 2008

falumptuous

An increase in curves all over the body. Usually indicated by vast consumption of McDonald's nuggets, Peanut M&Ms and Darrel Lee raspberry choc stix.

Hey man, did you see Rhett last night? He is looking pretty damn falumptuous

by Rhett Robinson February 9, 2017

falumptuous

Has huge assests. e.g huge boobs

Look at that that girl she is so falumptuous, her boob bounce!

by sexy_horny_bitch December 9, 2008

faclemptious

adjective

faclemptious
(adj.)
Highly disagreeable to the senses.

faclemptious
(adj.)
An extreme feeling of anxiety or excitement.


derivatives

fa·clemp·tious ly

adverb

fa·clemp ·tious ·ness

noun

I was faclemptious before the big date.

by Jonathan Kramer Susan Dymowski March 9, 2009

Falumptious

Juicy

Queen Latifa in hairspray, with her blonde Ickes were falumptious.

by 40ozofMermaid June 19, 2018

falumptious

falumptious as in big fat and juicy, usually describes a persons head

look at your big fat juicy falumptious head Gracey

by drillz⚔️ December 29, 2020