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FACUU Far Away Cute, Up-close UGLY - Pronounced Fa-Koo
Driving down the street (highway) and you see a chick from afar. You say to your friend, "Look at that man... She is HOT!". As you get closer or to a point where you can actually tell if she is hot or not... you blurt out. FACUU!

FACUU by TechStud October 21, 2008
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dirty water on my faceu 

when someone spits on your face
Oh my god, dirty water on my faceu!
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factual food 

Factual food- food is usually a matter of taste,however there are a few foods that as a matter of fact taste good! Pizza,burgers,and fries are a good example. So,if someone claims they "don't like pizza" you know they are just being an ass, because pizza is a factual food. That means everybody likes and they're just trying to be different. Now everything they say is suspect.
Dad- Marty eat your fried chicken .
Marty- I don't like fried chicken.
Dad- that's nonsense fried chicken is a factual food.
Marty- it is?
Dad - yep!

Marty eats fried chicken and enjoys it!
A very cute person who likes to say idiot things, but always (not really) makes laugh his/her friends. - Also he/she likes music as a lifestyle. And sometimes he/she likes to ask very deep questions, and he/she likes to talk about a lot of topics of the meaning of the life
-Facu is a dumb, but i can't hate him/her
Facu by EL Facu February 7, 2018

Factualiticitationism 

The highest form of accuracy. If someone says something very true and you agree.
Jim: hey it’s so nice outside

Steven: That’s factualiticitationism
Factualiticitationism by ÃÜŠ January 17, 2020

Factualistic 

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.
James - “Jadyn is such a bitch”
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James”

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.
He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.
factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010
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