fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

fackler

Canadian slang for penis.

I got my fackler caught in my fly and had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

greezy fackler

When a guy is pumpen another guy in the ass pulls it out and notices a little poop on the tip reaches and turns the light off and lets him suck it anyway.

-Matt tricked Tom into sucken his shit dick.
-Ugh, Matt gave tom a greezy fackler .

by Jbadd March 3, 2009

Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

Sibling Fucklery

Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.

Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

Feckler

A man that is able to suck his own dick.

"I wish i was a feckler."

by Carter P. June 25, 2008