Similar to ‘Motorboating’, ’Sterndriving’ is the fine art of placing ones face between the arse cheeks of a willing (or non willing) participant & shaking vigorously side to side while blowing a raspberry.
Scene: 2 mates waking up on a couch after a night of beer, tequila & cocain
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
by Litcunt March 06, 2020
Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.
Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’
by Litcunt February 04, 2020
Gay Brothers that spend a lot of time together behind closed doors. Quite often noises are heard from within that can be associated with gurgling, dry reaching & only what could only be described as 2 fish being slapped together in a fast rhythmic motion.
Father: “damn those boys enjoy each other’s company”
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
by Litcunt February 04, 2020
Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
by Litcunt February 04, 2020