1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.
by Dragonheart91 August 20, 2008
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The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...
by Peter Buckett December 09, 2009
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Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.
Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."
by PolecatQC August 18, 2009
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An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.
"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
"Dude... Failsauce!"
by Daakal October 08, 2008
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Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.
After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.
by Brent Cartier December 10, 2007
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A word that is implied to have something to do with fail. This is correct. This can mean anyone including:
1. a n00b or noob
2. a stupid person
3. anything that fails
n00bs fail. they are the ones that make up the great failsauce nation.
by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009
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One that fails and eats the sauce in which caused them to fail.
Person: I think i failed that test, holy dipshittings!

Person2: Man you really tasted the failsauce on that 9$ sandwich on that one!
by John Hart March 15, 2005
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