facehosed 

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

facehosed by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.

"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.

Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facehore 

Someone who constantly likes and shares on facebook.

"Another like and share ! you are such a facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"

"facehore"

facehore by Badger1977 March 9, 2015

Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)

1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."

Facebored by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009

Firehosed 

When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.

"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face

Firehosed by Firehoser May 12, 2014

FaceHedge 

A particularly fine Beard

His FaceHedge was the stuff of legend in teh Hipster community, with fully waxed tips flapping majestically in the breeze cycling his Penny Farthing around Shoreditch

FaceHedge by Wump7 July 21, 2017

Facehole 

Meaning the mouth

oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole

Facehole by moo62 September 10, 2010