facehoe
Sam: Yo! Dave, you slept with the girl whom you met at Times Square?
Dave: yes bruh!she is a facehoe
Dave: yes bruh!she is a facehoe
facehoe by jenniferlannister June 17, 2019
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facehoe
facehoe by Zoe12345__ November 12, 2016
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facehoe • Facehead • facehole • Facehooker • facehook • facehooking • facehooked • facehookin • Facehorn • FaceHedge
Facehooked
Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009
facehooking
The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.
"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!
facehooking by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012
facehore
"Another like and share ! you are such a facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"
"facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"
"facehore"
facehore by Badger1977 March 9, 2015
FaceHook
<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.
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