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Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.
D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao
Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011
Related Words

Facebore 

On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.
Holy Eric! Enough with the long messages about your Mom's sexlife! You've become a facebore!
Facebore by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007
Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."

Facehorn  

The facial expression equivalent of honking someone with a car horn.
Used for expressing displeasure towards the actions of a rude, obnoxious or annoying person.

It does not always have to be directed towards the offending person but can be used as a means of expressing your displeasure to others, as a means of attracting empathy.

There is a FACEBOOK group for users of the facehorn (with explanatory photos) which anyone can join: "dont make me face horn you"
"Facehorn ": When someone pushes infront of you in a queue, bumps into you on the sidewalk, decides to leave a party early, or generally makes a dick move etc etc

It can also be used in conversation:
"I dont think ultimate frisbee is a sport"
"Facehorn!"

It can also be used as an abbreviation in online chat:
"I dont think Miranda Kerr is hot"
"FH!!"
Facehorn by ncotton January 8, 2009

facehosed 

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.
'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'
facehosed by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facehole 

oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole
Facehole by moo62 September 10, 2010