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Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
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To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.
Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!
facebored by mountainfire August 24, 2008
Giving up on reading a Facebook Status because it gets too long or is just plain boring.
John - I got Facebored reading Sara's status the other day that shit was longer than a fucking book!

Paul - Same shit happened to me bro...
Facebored by TerriblyAwkward August 19, 2011

Facebore 

On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.
Holy Eric! Enough with the long messages about your Mom's sexlife! You've become a facebore!
Facebore by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007

FaceBurned 

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.
I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.
FaceBurned by M. Swiger November 30, 2010

FaceBorg 

The collective consciousness residing in the domain of Facebook and other social network venues that threaten to assimilate your individuality.
Beware the FaceBorg! It will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
FaceBorg by HammerTime2 May 7, 2009

Faceborg 

The coming Facebookization of the nation, where every man, woman and chile is merged into one social networking soup of humanity.

Good for:
1. Zuckerberg's total world domination

Bad for:
1. Privacy (on and off, ya never know, chk your settings)
Scenario 1:

Tech analyst: Google, Microsoft and Twitter are all running scared in the shadow of the rising Faceborg.
Faceborg by lisat2 April 21, 2010