facecum 

Italian slang for banging people's ears with hate jokes

I went through little Italy

I wasn't through big Italy

To make my gunkles nuts hard
A find the women who aren't on OF
And find da women ain't moral terard!

I went and smiled but hey all was taken
Cause even if the women stink
The men don't want bacon

So I quit and left to my home
Where skunkles mom yelled like a toad
The end

My new gf is great her family pounds my ears with facecum all fuckin day and at night she does too.

facecum by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025

facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique

We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!

facecamping by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018

facebum 

A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.

I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.

facebum by m0tive February 18, 2009

Facecull 

The process in which friend's you no longer talk to, interact with or even know are slowly removed from your friends list, manually!

539 friends.
58 Real Friends, 32 family members and the odd stalker.

Time for a Facecull me thinks ;)

Facecull by Bukk Trend October 20, 2010

facehump 

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

facehump by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facedump 

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

Facedump by The Lyon March 7, 2009

Facedumping 

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

Facedumping by e-boner February 5, 2010