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facecum

Italian slang for banging people's ears with hate jokes

I went through little Italy

I wasn't through big Italy

To make my gunkles nuts hard
A find the women who aren't on OF
And find da women ain't moral terard!

I went and smiled but hey all was taken
Cause even if the women stink
The men don't want bacon

So I quit and left to my home
Where skunkles mom yelled like a toad
The end
My new gf is great her family pounds my ears with facecum all fuckin day and at night she does too.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
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