Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

facecunt 

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked
facecunt by Earni July 20, 2008

facecunt 

A mouth; specifically, one optimally designed for sucking copious amounts of semen out of oversized penises. When a faggot cumdump is in his customary "full-service" position (on all fours), the facecunt is the forward-facing fuckhole, equipped with a tongue; the rear fuckhole is properly known as a "boypussy" or, in more mature specimens, as a "mancunt."
Me and my frat brothers slammed that fuckbitch's facecunt so hard and so long, he fuck near drowned in jism.
facecunt by Spear69 June 2, 2009

Facecunt 

A facecunt is the mouth of a woman that loves to be face fucked.
Last night I fucked Mary's Facecunt until I blew in her.
Facecunt by LilAussieBattler May 10, 2022

face-cunt 

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.
Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.
face-cunt by snizz master April 28, 2011

facecount 

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.
A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.
facecount by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

Face cunt 

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.
You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!
Face cunt by yinzer84 August 25, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
Load more