an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.
joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.
by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009
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