facecount

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.

A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.

by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

facecot

The act of boycotting facebook.

Jim still refuses to put up a facebook profile... the facecot continues.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

faceconcrete

The act of 'faceconcreting' is much similar to the common 'facepalm', but escalated to a ridiculous level; when a facepalm simply isn't enough, one might faceconcrete suicidally in discrace or disgust at someone's incredibly stupid words or actions. This usually involves simply holding your body rigid and falling forward on your face whilst paralyzed with amazement at someone's lack of intelligence, although could possibly involve a more intense faceconcrete, as described in the example.

Rich corporate boss: The time has come for my place to be taken in this company. Last week I told you two that one of you would be taking my position soon.
Economic genius #1: Yes.
Economic genius #2: Yes, you did.
Rich corporate boss: Well, I've changed my mind. The position will go to Chuck the trolley boy instead.
Chuck: uh-huuuh! *foams at mouth* yarrrp!

*economic geniuses, boss's PA, secretaries and coffee woman all faceconcrete from 60th storey window.*

by fluorescent September 2, 2009

facecotter

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facecougar

An older milfy sporting woman who asks to friend younger guys on Facebook for fantasy purposes and to polish her game so as to a better bar-room performer in real life. See also facehooker.

Joyce is a facecougar, but she's OK by me

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facecunt

Someone who is using facebook as a forum for their abuse of another. Whether via indirect comments posted as their own status, or direct bitching on another's wall.

Mate, did you look on facebook last night? Jane was being a total facecunt to Aida.

by The Rickmanator December 20, 2010

facecunt

another word for mouth

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked

by Earni July 20, 2008