Facecunt

Someone who is using facebook as a forum for their abuse of another. Whether via indirect comments posted as their own status, or direct bitching on another's wall.

Mate, did you look on facebook last night? Jane was being a total facecunt to Aida.

by The Rickmanator December 20, 2010

facecunt

another word for mouth

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked

by Earni July 20, 2008

facecunt

A mouth; specifically, one optimally designed for sucking copious amounts of semen out of oversized penises. When a faggot cumdump is in his customary "full-service" position (on all fours), the facecunt is the forward-facing fuckhole, equipped with a tongue; the rear fuckhole is properly known as a "boypussy" or, in more mature specimens, as a "mancunt."

Me and my frat brothers slammed that fuckbitch's facecunt so hard and so long, he fuck near drowned in jism.

by Spear69 June 2, 2009

Facecunt

A facecunt is the mouth of a woman that loves to be face fucked.

Last night I fucked Mary's Facecunt until I blew in her.

by LilAussieBattler May 10, 2022

face-cunt

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.

Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.

by snizz master April 28, 2011

facecount

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.

A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.

by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

Face cunt

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.

You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!

by yinzer84 August 25, 2016