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Facebounce 

When somebody sends you a message on facebook but you don't want to talk to them so you log off chat so they think you didn't get the message
Guy 1: oh shit herpes Helga just sent me a message but once her genital warts go away I might let her touch my penis
Guy 2: I think you gotta facebounce for now
Facebounce by WackJack June 2, 2009
Words you can keep

facebookcentric 

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.
On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.
facebookcentric by mave73 February 20, 2009

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

facebones 

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.
Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.
facebones by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.
I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know
facesource by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014

facebone 

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.
Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.
facebone by zebrapanties April 27, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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