facecouch
I just tore my house apart looking for my phone when it was really in my hand *smashes face into couch* that definitely deserved a facecouch.
facecouch by KawaiiBluBerri January 26, 2017
Words you can keep
Facegooch
Facegooch by You know who it is..... October 4, 2012
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facebotch
a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.
Facedouche
facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.
2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008
faceconcrete
The act of 'faceconcreting' is much similar to the common 'facepalm', but escalated to a ridiculous level; when a facepalm simply isn't enough, one might faceconcrete suicidally in discrace or disgust at someone's incredibly stupid words or actions. This usually involves simply holding your body rigid and falling forward on your face whilst paralyzed with amazement at someone's lack of intelligence, although could possibly involve a more intense faceconcrete, as described in the example.
Rich corporate boss: The time has come for my place to be taken in this company. Last week I told you two that one of you would be taking my position soon.
Economic genius #1: Yes.
Economic genius #2: Yes, you did.
Rich corporate boss: Well, I've changed my mind. The position will go to Chuck the trolley boy instead.
Chuck: uh-huuuh! *foams at mouth* yarrrp!
*economic geniuses, boss's PA, secretaries and coffee woman all faceconcrete from 60th storey window.*
Economic genius #1: Yes.
Economic genius #2: Yes, you did.
Rich corporate boss: Well, I've changed my mind. The position will go to Chuck the trolley boy instead.
Chuck: uh-huuuh! *foams at mouth* yarrrp!
*economic geniuses, boss's PA, secretaries and coffee woman all faceconcrete from 60th storey window.*
faceconcrete by fluorescent September 2, 2009
Facecocking
The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012
facedouche
One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.
facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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