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got face on 

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)
"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"
got face on by Letskiosk January 25, 2014

face on a stick 

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.
- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.
face on a stick by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010
When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.
John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.
face on by anonymous March 4, 2021

sit on face 

sexual, when a female sits on a guy's face,usually the guy is eating her out while the girl is giving him head
last night my girl decided to try the sit on face position when i ate her out.
sit on face by shakia March 8, 2008

put my face on 

to apply make-up to the face. to get "dolled up."
I'm going to put my face on before the big party tonight.
put my face on by dumbpanda March 10, 2008

cheek on face 

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.
get your god dam cheek of my face
cheek on face by Dan the Man March 26, 2003
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Oblication 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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