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Cum-On-Face

A sexual act in which a woman kneels before one or more men to perform fellatio or masturbate them until they ejaculate all their semen onto her face.
The woman spreads the semen over her entire face and leaves it there overnight, unable to wash it off until the following day. This practice helps hydrate the skin, keeping the woman's complexion healthy, soft, and radiant.
— Wow, Mary-Anne! Your complexion looks radiant!
— Yeah, can you tell?
— It’s amazing! How do you do it?
— Every week, I have at least two Cum-on-Face sessions with Mark and Harry.
— Really? Please give me their phone numbers.
Cum-On-Face by Pasada54 September 15, 2026
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Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on my face 

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.
Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.
cum on my face by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

National Cum on your homie’s face day 

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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