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Farmers league
Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.
Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth
Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
Farmers league by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023
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Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
the dairy farmer
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
Republican Farmer
These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.
Republican Farmer by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018
farmer with a shotgun
The most powerful character in the Dragon Ball Z franchise. He first appears in his fight with Goku’s brother and fakes his death and husband pulling the strings of the whole dragon ball Z and Dragon Ball Super franchise. The farmer with a shotgun eventually ascended and became the most powerful character ever even surpassing the likes of the Omni king. Nowadays he just watches from the shadows seeing how long it will take until Goku’s and the other Z fighters braids pops from constantly screaming
farmer with a shotgun by Darrrrren June 15, 2018
Ice Farmer
1. Someone engaged in the cultivation and harvest of various forms of frozen water, principally in Norway.
Traditional occupation and trade of the majority of Norwegian people, ice is the principal export of Norway, which in turn, is the main supplier of ice in Europe. Those in the trade distinguish 27 canon varietals of ice, with dozens of regional or dialect-based subtypes.
2. Norwegian slang - pejorative - a redneck or country person.
Traditional occupation and trade of the majority of Norwegian people, ice is the principal export of Norway, which in turn, is the main supplier of ice in Europe. Those in the trade distinguish 27 canon varietals of ice, with dozens of regional or dialect-based subtypes.
2. Norwegian slang - pejorative - a redneck or country person.
1. Bjorn: What does your dad do?
Dino: He's an ice farmer.
Bjorn: Does he do sludd? (sleet - a variety of ice)
Dino: Helvete! That's just skitten snø! (dirty snow)
2. Bjorn: That Gypsy stole my phone!
Kristin: You sound like a damn ice farmer.
Dino: He's an ice farmer.
Bjorn: Does he do sludd? (sleet - a variety of ice)
Dino: Helvete! That's just skitten snø! (dirty snow)
2. Bjorn: That Gypsy stole my phone!
Kristin: You sound like a damn ice farmer.
Ice Farmer by helvete March 7, 2013
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