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B.F.T.D.S.
Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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S.T.D.T.F.
A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.
See related topic: Jersey Shore
See related topic: Jersey Shore
S.T.D.T.F. by AllenHalas December 2, 2010
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