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eyeless jack 

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...
Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.
eyeless jack by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016
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eyelee • Eyeleen • eyeless jack • Eveleen • eelee • eeleet • Emelee • Erelee • evelee • Eyebees

eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016
The most ]beautiful], smart, funny{, and kind girl you’ll ever meet. You’ll be [lucky to get one of these since other guys will ask her out daily.
“Hey what’s that cuties name over there?”
“Yo man that’s eveleen, you don’t stand a chance.”
Eveleen by AzianInvazion December 16, 2017

eyedeekay 

a word used online by ditzy chicks with a maximum IQ of 30
Jack: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Jill: ehm...eyedeekay!!!
eyedeekay by likewow September 28, 2008

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

Eyeless Hunter

A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.
Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.
Eyeless Hunter by RewindHoodie January 24, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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