Slang word from London used to describe something good or great. Similar effect to 'sick' or 'boss'
Mate, that was such a kidney night

This is track is so kidney
by Keith240 March 11, 2013
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a type of space cadet, usually Canadian that always daydreams and spazzes profusely; more formally known as sydney, but not the city in australia.
"she so pulled a kidney yesterday."
by pagina noelle May 19, 2008
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as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
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A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
by wfly81 July 1, 2014
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The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
by Arthur Damage March 27, 2007
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