eyeless jack

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...

Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.

by Laughing Jeff January 13, 2016

eyeless jack

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

by Memetaculr January 28, 2016

eyeless jack

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 8, 2022

Eyeless Jack

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH

Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"

by Koda is my uwu bby December 15, 2019