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Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"
Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!
by Jennifer May 15, 2004
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

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slightly out of it, and don't know what is going on
oh sorry, i'm a little ditzy todday.

you're being so ditzy today!
by lanna April 13, 2004
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ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)
Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!
by kitty February 28, 2004
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A typically confused and slow individual. Common characteristics include a complete lack of common sense, and to an extent innocence that is brought about by the fact that they have only the vaguest idea of what is happening! Usually an attribute found on females and especially blondes.
Kumar says: I've had some ditzy pussy in my time! I've never laughed so hard! Those girl give me jokes!
by Fireplaya Warren June 19, 2005
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This word "Ditzy" is often used as a way to negetivley called a blonde haired women (typically blonde haired) stupid or not in tune with the world
That hot chick at the bar is so Ditzy

There was this one girl in my science class last year who was as ditzy as a blonde

Simply Jessica Simpson
by Jer-Hey!!! December 18, 2008
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A person who has no idea of what anything is...ever
Sister 1: Hey sis, what's 12+2?

Sister 2: What?

Sister 1: What's 12+2??

Sister 2: ...umm...what?

Sister 1: Your so frikken ditzy!!
by Libahomehagd January 02, 2011
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