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Ck express
A Shitty website used by schools and companies to monitor devices, but it usually just slows them down to taking 10 seconds to load pages.
Ck express by DeMiddleSchooler January 19, 2022
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Sidewalk Express
"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
Sidewalk Express by Gleen707 March 4, 2018
Abstract Expressionism
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an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.
A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.
Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.
A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.
Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.
Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!
Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!
Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
Abstract Expressionism by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 20, 2010
Roman Empire
Slang expression for something that someone constantly thinks about (used especially by girls on TikTok), inspired and popularized by the belief that most men often think about the actual Roman Empire and its legacy
Roman Empire by Lerithe October 27, 2023
Modkiler empire
Modkiler Empire is the real name of Twitch located in Japan. And it was created when the 5th century came, and it was founded by the 14 members of Imperial Guards of Twitch imperium.
DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Modkiler's Empire.
Also Modkiler's Empire is located in Antarctica.
McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.
Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Modkiler's Empire.
Also Modkiler's Empire is located in Antarctica.
McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.
Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
Modkiler empire by GovermentOfModkiler'sEmpire July 5, 2019
fresh empire
FDA run company that fucks with your Yootube videos with advertisements with raps of zero bars nor verses
fresh empire by Jack_herer June 6, 2017
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Pee Calculus
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