Excreted
Excreted by onlinecitizen August 13, 2018
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excrete
excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016
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excretement
1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.
On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
excretement by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008
excremeditation
Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.
(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
excremeditation by Jebus December 31, 2004
Excrete The Skeet
The act of ejaculating.
Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!
Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!
Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!
Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009
to eat is to excrete
to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004
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