fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.

guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut

by Timothy July 14, 2004

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by Timothy July 09, 2004

Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity.
2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 24, 2004

sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by Timothy July 03, 2003

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

by Timothy June 03, 2004

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004