Definitions by Timothy

pedant 

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

pedant by Timothy June 17, 2005

fabboi 

A person who dosen't say anything fake, gets all the ladies, and is always true to the streets.
player
Pimp

Damn, Fabboi be getting all the bitches on our turf.

fabboi by timothy May 13, 2005

suckle 

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

suckle by Timothy August 3, 2004

vaginal carrot cheese 

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.

Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

vaginal carrot cheese by Timothy August 3, 2004

crusty pillow surprise 

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

crusty pillow surprise by Timothy July 23, 2004

to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004

fecal feed bag 

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

fecal feed bag by Timothy July 18, 2004