to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!
by Timothy July 18, 2004
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crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.
Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.
by Timothy July 24, 2004
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jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.
I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.
by Timothy July 09, 2004
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scese

by Timothy August 21, 2003
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scese

to fool or trick someone with ease
Dude, the pete rose wasn't reinstated to baseball. You've been scesed.
by Timothy August 21, 2003
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The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.
Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.
by Timothy June 04, 2004
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vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
by Timothy August 04, 2004
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