excretement

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

excrete

The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

To be alive an organism has to be able to excrete.

by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016

Excretion

Taking a shit or piss in a corner of the motherfucking alley

Excretion in an alley is fucking essential

by bitch_nah September 12, 2016

excrete

Roughly to the exTreme poop

AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!

by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

Excreted

Posted by Trump on Twitter.

Wow, how many Omarosa tweets has Trump excreted today?! He is nutso!

by onlinecitizen August 13, 2018

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007