excremeditation 

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

excremeditation by Jebus December 31, 2004

excremeditation 

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.

I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.

excremeditation by therestlessadmin September 1, 2011

excrementation 

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

excrementation by mibutt January 5, 2008

excrimeditation 

1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.

I was deep in excrimeditation, when the solution finally dawned on me.

Excrimeditation is how the Rev. Stang recieves new scriptures.

excrimeditation by DalethGimel January 3, 2009