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excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004
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excremeditation

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.
I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.
by therestlessadmin September 1, 2011
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excrementation

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.
J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.
by mibutt January 5, 2008
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excrimeditation

1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.
I was deep in excrimeditation, when the solution finally dawned on me.

Excrimeditation is how the Rev. Stang recieves new scriptures.
by DalethGimel January 3, 2009
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