evlos

A name for a guy.
I am actually named evlos

Oi evlos
Whats up bro

evlos by ypkiasg6969 May 18, 2023

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Evosexual

A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.

A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!

Evosexual by HazelGrace October 14, 2018

Exlosted

To be exhausted due to everyone obsessing about the tv show Lost.

Friend 1: I love Benjamin Linus. Lost rules my life.
Friend 2: I'm annoyed with everyone talking about lost.
Friend 3: Yeah, I'm completely exlosted.

Exlosted by ShoKill February 4, 2010

eloski 

An eloski is the soulmate of a maeski. The two were meant for each other and are not complete without one another.

“omg did you eloski and maeski?! they’re so cute together!!”

eloski by Definitely Not Eloski November 23, 2021

Evosplain 

Similar to "mansplain", it is when evolutionists talk down to people who question their reasoning and assumptions. It is also a feckless way to mock creation science.

"We know that our conclusions are true because we have years of research backing us", Tia evosplained.

Evosplain by Creation Cowboy December 22, 2021

elostic

reaching the highest state of legitimacy, to be more legit than the rest

Jim is so elostic that he slept with a latino hooker and didn't miss the football game.

elostic by Jimbo Dean October 14, 2006