elostic

reaching the highest state of legitimacy, to be more legit than the rest

Jim is so elostic that he slept with a latino hooker and didn't miss the football game.

elostic by Jimbo Dean October 14, 2006

Elastic man 

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

Elastic man by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

elastic heart 

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

elastic heart by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

elastic save 

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

elastic save by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Elastics Gymnastics 

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

Elastics Gymnastics by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

Elasticdroid 

A male gamer that has an anime type laugh and streams on Twitch. This man makes many people smile and he can be very sus, but he is well loved. He usually yells, “AYO?!?!!” in his streams.

Friend: Yo do you watch peiple play fames or do you play games?
Me: I watch people play games, like Elasticdroid, and I sometimes play games.

Elasticdroid by GirlSmitty December 27, 2021