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Similar to "mansplain", it is when evolutionists talk down to people who question their reasoning and assumptions. It is also a feckless way to mock creation science.

"We know that our conclusions are true because we have years of research backing us", Tia evosplained.

Evosplain by Creation Cowboy December 22, 2021

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Elonsplaining

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.

I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.

Elonsplaining by Tells-Many-Truths August 2, 2020

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Evosplain • eggsplain • Edsplain • eurosplaining • Edusplaining • Eggsplaining • Elonsplaining • emsplaining • engsplain • Engsplaining

eggsplain

urging someone to explain something utterly confusing, not rooted in fundamental logics.

I am confusion: Why is this Kansas but this is not Arkansas. Eggsplain America! Eggsplain!

eggsplain by The eggsplainer February 2, 2019

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esplain

Spanish pronunciation for "Explain"

Please esplain to me the price?!

esplain by Pizzlej September 2, 2020

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eurosplaining

When Europeans smugly extol the virtues of their country in relation to the United States with respect to education and healthcare implying we don't actually know what's good for us and without heeding to and respecting the inertial power of the corporate oligarchy.

Many Western Europeans view the United States in such a broad brush strokes, they believe our issues are simple cases of widespread, willful ignorance rather than struggle against centuries of oligarchy. At cocktail parties, those afflicted feel compulsion to explain us into a state of enlightenment, scarcely realizing the extent of their eurosplaining with statements like, "We don't have any significant debt via education here in Germany. Seems like we are economically more feasible. Just a hint"

eurosplaining by DIlon Charles February 28, 2018

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Eggsplain

Another word for "Explain", used for a more comedic effect.

Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."

Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"

Eggsplain by Runescape sword September 9, 2019

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Ewesplaining

Reverse mansplaining

Will you just stop ewesplaining it to me

Ewesplaining by Dr pepper June 1, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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