eclusion (n) the state one enters in the 'real' world while on deliberate hiatus from email and social networks such as twitter or facebook; the act of taking a break from internet-mediated communications, or from the internet in general
I miss seeing Jim's posts since he began his eclusion.
"Sam never responded to my email! Is he mad about something?" "No, he's just in eclusion."
Facebook seems so trivial since I settled in to my eclusion.
When one wakes up and has their coffee (or morning beverage) in silence. No one talks and one is allowed to sort out their thoughts and lift their brian fog. It’s like cocktail hour, but socializing is taboo.
Acceptable communication: “Coffee?,” “Morning,” a head nod, and a hand wave.
Other names: Personal Percolation Process, Cup of Silence, and The Morning Mug.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'